Tuesday, December 28, 2010

City girls don't know much about hunting.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Check out the moon tomorrow.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Friday, December 3, 2010

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Thursday, November 4, 2010

New T-Mobile ad.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Texas declares war on the USA

Texas Declares War on the USA

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when
his telephone rang.
"Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented
southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at
Goliad Texas , I am callin' to tell ya’ll that we
are officially declaring war on ya!"
"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed
important news!   How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments
calculation "there is myself, my cousin Harold, my
next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole Dart Team
from Hooters. That makes eight!"
Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have
one million men in my army waiting to move on my

"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "
Mr. Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to
acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack
"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and
Harry’s John Deere tractor."
President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie,
that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored
personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to
one and a half million since we last spoke."
"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to

Sure enough, Archie called again about twenty
minutes later.. " President Obama , the war is still
on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up
an' modified Harolds's ultra-light with a couple of
shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the
Legion have joined us as well!"

Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his
throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000
bombers and 20,000 fighter planes.  My military
complex is surrounded by laser-guided,
surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last
spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Well, crap," said Archie, "l'll have ta call "yew"
back." Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "
President Obama ! I am sorry to have to tell ya that
we have had to call off this here war."
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the
sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves
down and had a long chat over a few beers, and come
to realize that there's just no way we can feed two
million prisoners.."


Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Monday, October 4, 2010


Thursday, September 30, 2010

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Saturday, September 18, 2010

One frustrated Gator.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Darwin Award Candidate

Religon of Peace?

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Friday, September 3, 2010

OUCH! Kids these days!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Monday, August 23, 2010

Thursday, August 19, 2010


Why bother?

One of my favorite movies re-cut.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010


Tuesday, August 17, 2010

This is PG-13 but funny!

Friday, August 13, 2010

Thursday, August 12, 2010

More Chuck Norris

Back from vacation

Sorry folks, I was out of pocket for a few days of Swiming, Shooting and Fishing...Here's a picture from a long weekend at the Diamondback Ranch in Meridian Tx

Warm Beer meets a .22

One thing all the illegals in this country have shown us is proper use of an HOV lane.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Michael Irving is a love machine!


Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Signs? Really?

Thursday, July 22, 2010

iPhone song

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

More proof every country has rednecks!

41 Years ago today a man walked on the moon!

If we kept going back it would of looked something like this....

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Happy 4th of July!

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Camo for the ladies!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Bacon is meat candy!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Stimulus FAIL!!!

Remember back during the great panic the government was pushing the idea to start funding "shovel ready projects" around the country to re-build bridges, highways, and other municipal projects that no money was available for? To appease everyone some compromises had to be made. Small towns, and I mean SMALL towns, some with less than a few hundred residents were going to get some updated sidewalks that would finally meet ADA requirements. Nice idea on the surface, but just like everything the government is involved with, the outcome was...well...less than ideal. Below are some photos of some sidewalks built in small towns in Oklahoma.

This sidewalk was cut across a local street for some reason, the town will now have to deal with maintaining the asphalt on either side for years to come. Why they didn't stop the sidewalk at the edge of the street like most sidewalks is a question only the Federal Redundancy Department of Redundancy can answer.

After one government agency put in this sidewalk, another government agency said it has to be torn out and redone because this sidewalk is not immediately adjacent to the building's wall as regulations require. Wouldn't it be easier to knock the building over with a feather? Better yet, why didn't they use the money to restore the building so someone could occupy it and possibly SELL STUFF!

Remember the Bridge to nowhere in Alaska? Here we have a sidewalk to NOWHERE! Looks like you could go fishing off the end, maybe it's for tourism.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Friday, June 4, 2010

Friday, May 28, 2010

Monday, May 24, 2010

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Friday, May 14, 2010

German Rednecks

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Monday, May 3, 2010

Monday, April 26, 2010

Best Slide Show of the Day

Stuff to remember.

Monday, April 19, 2010

"Shaking" it, in the garden section!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Monday, March 29, 2010

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Best Instructional Video Ever!

Monday, March 22, 2010

Gladys Hardy from Austin TX Steals the show.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Thursday, March 18, 2010

How to rob a bank.

The first rule of Facebook fighting is we do not talk about Facebook fighting!

Some Michigan Nerds get to be Texans for a day.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Things that make you go Hmmmmmm!

Friday, February 26, 2010

Monday, February 22, 2010

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Friday, February 19, 2010