Monday, March 31, 2008

Time to fire up the Wind Powered Electric Chair.

Illegal aliens lost death penalty appeal.

Great American Hero GI JOE

Monday, March 17, 2008

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

The gardening club is about to get very popular!

http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=107835e3-5296-4cf5-99dd-06575f036f32

Natural Bridge Caverns has new passages

Too bad they're hidden!

US Astronauts set to do battle with evil Canadian Robot.

Blame Canada!

Aggies set to play at Jerryland!

Woo Pig Souie! Razorbacks!

Prosecutors: Microwave baby’s dad had sex in police interrogation room

That's the headline...no changes...by the way the girlfriend is back home in Arkansas.

I call BS on this one

I am suprised Fox picked it up...the kid just happend to be recording with his phone.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

St. Pats is one thing Dallas does right.

Mexico

He has a girlfriend...WOW!

Aggies vs Longhorns.

This time on Business School Rankings.

Caucus chair uncovers discrepancies!

Really! I didn't see that one coming. It's funny because the guys name is Skidmore.

Big city or small town, the problems are the same.

Cool letter to the editor.

U.S. Bowling Congress moves to Texas .

Suck it Milwaukee!

If the shuttle launches in the middle of the night and no one is around to hear it does it make a noise?

Good luck Endeavour.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Every Vote Counts!

But the good guys always win

Attention Obama supporters, don't throw your yard sign away

Regardless of your politics, cool idea.

A moment of Silence

Today is the day the Alamo fell.

Austin has a Mexican Mafia boss?

Of course they do silly it's the state capitol.

The Snow is Coming!

Everybody Panic!

Odessa short on teachers...

It's not learning time, it's movie watching time!

Zero Tolerance Policy

Expanded from your local high school to the Mexico border.

From the redundancy department of redundancy

Austin Mayor sentenced to 20 hours community service.

We don't need no stinking badges..

Or license or guns to be a peace officer. Stay Classy Elsa TX.

From the "What in the world is going on" department.

The guy with the bat is coward and has punched his ticket on the Express Jet to Hell.

Coach of the year Candidate.

Doesn't strike me as the type of guy who will do too well in prison.

Marcus Please re-think your decision on LSU

This is what you will look like after you junior year.

This story must have the wrong picture.

No spelling bee contestant would be caught dead in an LSU shirt...right? Good luck Marcus!

Pee Wee Herman to be vindicated.

Looks like the Alamo will get a basement.

Cop has gun taken away by suspect he was arresting.

Will be teased and mocked by his coworkers for the next 6 months.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Carpetbaggers coming to town.

Shootings and stabbings to commence around 7:00. Funniest phrase overheard today..."I'll Caucus if I can get off".

Judge banned from Hearing DUI Cases since he has one.

To make things more awkward he can't hear cases from the cop who arrested him. Your boss has an eye booger.

Worst Wedding Weather Contest

Texas couple makes it to the finals! Click on the link and vote for them!

Big Turnout expected today. GO VOTE!

Ron Paul supporters out in droves.

Rock you like a hurricane.

Bullies due some payback. Probably will happen in High School. Probably will involve high powered guns.

Don't taze me bro!

Corpus Cops Cus whimpy Tazer.

Dead=Dead

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law in Texas.
ok, click now and read the story.

It's dolphin season in Texas.

Taste like chicken.

Texans prepare to Caucus

Newspapers prepare to report on the shootings and stabbings at the Caucuses.

No more afternoon delight in Abilene.

Mayor relieved he was out of town when bust went down.

Maybe the East Texas Cop is on to something.

Mexico needs a new hobby.

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do?

If you live in Houston, take this quiz!

Former Cop turns to the dark side.

When I say turning to the dark side, I mean running for congress...not the part about him selling DVD's on how not to get busted for growing pot. East Texas Rulz!

Potty Humor

So the ladies know what it's like.