Homeless Beaumont man pulls a Luke Skywalker on an industrial garbage compactor.

Yea it's a real movie, click on the poster to see the trailer.

Another report from the Redundancy Department of Redundancy...City of Houston Spends money to Convert Toyota Prius into plug in only vehicles....Doesn't that defeat the purpose?????

The more things change the more they stay the same.

Texas Governor about to secede from the union!

The Texas Edugumakchen Department is Satan.

Potential Dad of the Year!

So last weekend me, the wife, and some friends decided to load up and go to the Dallas Arboretum so we could cross it off our Dallas Bucket list. If you have not been yet, put it on your list, it's very cool. However, like everything else when dealing with a place open to the public, you always encounter some form of ....























On this particular day we ran into a candidate for Dad of the Year.

One of the permanent displays at the Dallas Arboretum is the toad fountain. You can approach the fountain four different ways. All four entry points have this sign.


















This sign applies to everyone except this guy and his little snowflakes. They must be from Rowlett.



After helping the little one climb to the top of the slippery wet toad fountain, he shows this one (below) how he can use his hands to redirect the stream of water at unsuspecting people who were snapping photos of children and pretty much minding their own business! What a special father-son bonding moment that was!



I'm Special! Thanks Daddy!

Always check your own lottery tickets.

Check out the name of the Assistant Secretary of Agriculture for Mexico.

Texas Billboard

Utah police have first encounter with teenagers.

Really?

Cool Picture of NASAs new Rocket in the front and the old Shuttle in the back. Both on pads. Where's Bruce Willis???

NASA fireworks show rescheduled for Wednesday.

All you guys who played by the rules and paid your bills ontime...get ready to start paying for everyone who doesn't. Way to go Congress! Thanks for all the reform!

Austin actually trying to BAN alcohol in one part of town....now that's keeping Austin weird.

Fifty Places to go this weekend in Dallas.

Mugshot of the day!

It's official, our government is just like middle school without supervision...VOTE ALL INCUMBENTS OUT!

What could a person have against St. Anthony of Padua?