Dean Kamen Honorary Texan

Inventor of the segway does good!

Plano Native Chest Bumps the President.

It is the Air Force after all!

Ghost Hunting

Wacky West Texas.

Pimp my space station.

I'm huge in Japan.

Mexico has a Navy!

They are hunting sharks with fricken lazer beams on their heads.

Phoenix has landed!

Congrats NASA!

Pit Bull Attacks someone.

Owner sues that someone.

Best Google map EVER!

If you like Barbecue

Those darn school board members!

It's all for the kids

Houston Rodeo decides to Cowboy UP!

Suck it LULAC!

Austin Cop could spend life in prison.

Just for hiring a pro?

Houston Paper reports on disorganized Dallas Police property room.

Dallas Paper says "I'm rubber, your glue."

Stay Classy Houston

Pink Monkey? Really??

Drag Queen Robs Burger King

Police say Ronald McDonald is a person of interest.

From the redundancy department of redundancy

The Sunni and Shia population world over is relieved this is finally happening.

Redneck Seafood

Thanks Jami!

Buy my t-shirts.

Or God will sick a tornado on your a$$.

Teacher of the year!

I am blessed with lots of wine.

Texas women fend off attacker.

great audio here.

Meet one of our future Governors!

Hires a hooker to play xbox with him.

Cr@zy Ants invade Houston!

They are going after Nasa and Fire Ants!

I have no Idea, it just had to be posted.

Best F Bomb ever caught on tape!

Turn your speakers down.

Nervana in North Texas

grab your piano tie and checkered vans.

Houston Whore banned from prom.

Where is mom and dad????

Everyone follows the rules..

Except this guy...what a jerk.

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders ROCK!

click here to see why.

Abilene still segregated.

sort of.

Steven Colbert jokes with Astronaut on the ISS

Wrist Strong.

Now that's using your noggin!

Ya dude, you put your weed in there...

Someone at the Crane County Sheriffs office...

Is a big fat doo doo head.

Texas Size Sinkhole North of Houston

It's not a hill, or ditch, that's the earth sinking in.

Texans Tell it like it is.

Rent my Crappy Apartment!

Sexy Storm Troopers

Willie and Snoop Dog

Together on stage in where else???? Amsterdam.

TEXANS STRONG!

Utah whimp!

Dragging for Jesus

Don't fall during you morning run at the Christan boot camp.

Buyer beware!

Especially in Houston.