Time to fire up the Wind Powered Electric Chair.

Illegal aliens lost death penalty appeal.

Great American Hero GI JOE

Hunting and fishing on the decline.

Notice they didn't list Texas.

Want to see a 12 year old strip?

Welcome to Dallas...it's convention season!

If George Lucas grew up in Texas...

This is how Star Wars would of turned out. CLICK HERE!!!

Texas standard testing getting dangerous

Principal will kill if test scores don't improve.

Texas ABLE Commission stomps on guys religion.

I wouldn't mess with a guy who raises rattle snakes.

Dead man says he feels pretty good

check that doctor's credentials!

Evil Canadian robot will show his fury by making the Space Station visable to the naked eye.

Here's where and when to look.

Date Line Wilmer TX. This will end well.

Wilmer Detectives already started a file on who tries to off this guy first.

This wouldn't happen in Houston!

Your neighbor would grab his shot gun and get busy!

Not news local Llano Man gets married!

In the vein of Man bites dog...this guy gets married in Prison. His wife Darci said, "It wasn't the wedding of my dreams." Her mom and dad must be proud!

Texan purchases corn flake shaped like Illinois.

He's from Austin...that explains a lot. Owns a web site called TriviaMania.com...there is hope for funnytexans.com!

114 Year old Texan passes away.

Good By Arbella.

Happy Easter

Cool old tradition in Dallas needs to be revived.

Improper Mexican nick name.

Used by guy on the local water board....can you see where this is going?

Tech and OSU moving game to Dallas.

Jerry Land or the Cotton Bowl... your thoughts.

University of Texas and al qaeda strengthen ties.

This should go over well at Hippy U.

Pepsi to sell Commie Juice.

Great for kids!

Rob thy neighbor in Houston.

That's no stabbing that's shooting...in the back!

Evil Canadian Robot alive and living on space station.

Skynet to call soon.

new portable security system

loud annoying noises work so well on cars, lets put them on everything!

Mud rains down on San Antonio.

Mexico is the culprit!

Texans say shoot!

Brad says make sure you drag them back in the house!

Common Sense is alive and well at SMU.

Lets hope the Nanny State police don't derail it.

Mother of the year still in prison

Should stay for life.

This is research dollars at work.

Dean of Physics Department pops another prozac.

Pampa Police on the Prowel!

Tagger on the loose!

Tech professor wants to save the wetlands

In the desert around lubbock!

American Airlines cancels all flights out of Dallas!

Southwest giggles and passes out more peanuts.

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.

Stabbings for Jesus.

Keep Al-Qaeda Out of the Toybox

The Reviews at the bottom are hilarious!!



http://www.amazon.com/Playmobil-3172-Security-Check-Point/dp/B0002CYTL2

Live in Dallas? Run them red lights

The irony department on full alert.

South Texas Sheriff is large and in charge.

You don't mess with a Texas Sheriff.

Fence fight!

To build or not to build.

I love a parade!

Can't wait for the police blotter tomorrow

This is Kansas

And it happened in a mobile home.....WEIRD!

Astronauts continue to power up evil Canadian robot.

Now that the Japan has people on the station expect Mothra to battle evil Canadian Robot.

Now that's getting IN to the story

TV News crews drag race.

The gardening club is about to get very popular!

http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=107835e3-5296-4cf5-99dd-06575f036f32

Natural Bridge Caverns has new passages

Too bad they're hidden!

US Astronauts set to do battle with evil Canadian Robot.

Blame Canada!

Aggies set to play at Jerryland!

Woo Pig Souie! Razorbacks!

Prosecutors: Microwave baby’s dad had sex in police interrogation room

That's the headline...no changes...by the way the girlfriend is back home in Arkansas.

I call BS on this one

I am suprised Fox picked it up...the kid just happend to be recording with his phone.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

St. Pats is one thing Dallas does right.

Mexico

He has a girlfriend...WOW!

Aggies vs Longhorns.

This time on Business School Rankings.

Caucus chair uncovers discrepancies!

Really! I didn't see that one coming. It's funny because the guys name is Skidmore.

Big city or small town, the problems are the same.

Cool letter to the editor.

U.S. Bowling Congress moves to Texas .

Suck it Milwaukee!

If the shuttle launches in the middle of the night and no one is around to hear it does it make a noise?

Good luck Endeavour.

Next the city will raise his taxes since he has waterfront property

http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=620453ab-df2c-47c1-89ab-02d380f73d9c

Houston Control After Dark

Kinda like Big Brother After Dark, but for nerds.

Quit horsing around!

You Jackass. It's not cussing since that's what the story is about.

Best Car Chase Footage Ever.

Think this guy may have been a stunt driver? NASCAR set to speak with him in 3 to 5 years.

International Texans provide great content.

Kudos to the Australian reporter for giving it to this creep.

Plainview Texas finally votes in alcohol sales.

Wayland Babtist University in Lockdown.

UT denies showing ideological preference.

Holds straight face for 30 seconds then bursts out laughing!

Pro Video Game league holding tryouts at SXSW

Watch out NASCAR...that's an Xbox on your A$$.

Obama supporters have A D D

Didn't complete the ballot.

Texas Rangers desperate for pitching.

You throw like a girl.

Spring Break starts in Padre

Midwest students not going to Mexico...Drug war.

Second woman to ever earn a Silver Star is a Texan.

Way to go Monica.

Pretty Darn Good

This is impressive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKCVS57j284

Cool flashlight.

For walking the dog in the Hood.

Since this generation of college students can't think for themselves,

The Hays Caldwell Council will spell out how to enjoy spring break. Step one learn how to measure your alcohol intake in Grams and ounces.

Cashing in on our Schools

Superintendants learning from bad CEOs

Coming Soon to a Wal-Mart DVD bargin bin near you.

Probably will be the worst movie ever made. Thanks for the heads up Ninja.

Congrats to town of Rule

Sappy, kinda like that movie Hoosiers.

More fun from that crazy cajun.

Teeth talk.

Caucus Chaos.

No stabbings but we had a car chase!

Every Vote Counts!

But the good guys always win

Attention Obama supporters, don't throw your yard sign away

Regardless of your politics, cool idea.

A moment of Silence

Today is the day the Alamo fell.

Austin has a Mexican Mafia boss?

Of course they do silly it's the state capitol.

The Snow is Coming!

Everybody Panic!

Odessa short on teachers...

It's not learning time, it's movie watching time!

Zero Tolerance Policy

Expanded from your local high school to the Mexico border.

From the redundancy department of redundancy

Austin Mayor sentenced to 20 hours community service.

We don't need no stinking badges..

Or license or guns to be a peace officer. Stay Classy Elsa TX.

From the "What in the world is going on" department.

The guy with the bat is coward and has punched his ticket on the Express Jet to Hell.

Coach of the year Candidate.

Doesn't strike me as the type of guy who will do too well in prison.

Marcus Please re-think your decision on LSU

This is what you will look like after you junior year.

This story must have the wrong picture.

No spelling bee contestant would be caught dead in an LSU shirt...right? Good luck Marcus!

Pee Wee Herman to be vindicated.

Looks like the Alamo will get a basement.

Cop has gun taken away by suspect he was arresting.

Will be teased and mocked by his coworkers for the next 6 months.

Can you say Good ol Boy Network!

Interesting independent reporting.

What happens if you stay stoned for an entire week?

I'll give you a hint, it involves Gilligan and UFO's.

Someting is wrong with the water in Odessa.

These two should be locked up waisting the air the rest of us use to breathe.

Texas one step closer to Casino Gambling

Grab ma and carton of menthols we gonna cash our welfare check and hit the slots! The new casino in Garland rocks, it's got a TGI Fridays INSIDE THE CASINO!

Finally a caucus meltdown

look for it on your local news.

Be careful when hunting squirrls

Now they can shoot back.

Fort Worth Caucus

Indoor Rodeo

Houston we have a problem

No stabbings but best so far!

El Paso Caucus

No stabbings here either.

Rowdy night.

No Stabbings reported yet.

Carpetbaggers coming to town.

Shootings and stabbings to commence around 7:00. Funniest phrase overheard today..."I'll Caucus if I can get off".

Judge banned from Hearing DUI Cases since he has one.

To make things more awkward he can't hear cases from the cop who arrested him. Your boss has an eye booger.

Worst Wedding Weather Contest

Texas couple makes it to the finals! Click on the link and vote for them!

Big Turnout expected today. GO VOTE!

Ron Paul supporters out in droves.

Rock you like a hurricane.

Bullies due some payback. Probably will happen in High School. Probably will involve high powered guns.

Don't taze me bro!

Corpus Cops Cus whimpy Tazer.

Dead=Dead

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law in Texas.
ok, click now and read the story.

It's dolphin season in Texas.

Taste like chicken.

Texans prepare to Caucus

Newspapers prepare to report on the shootings and stabbings at the Caucuses.

No more afternoon delight in Abilene.

Mayor relieved he was out of town when bust went down.

Maybe the East Texas Cop is on to something.

Mexico needs a new hobby.

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do?

If you live in Houston, take this quiz!

Former Cop turns to the dark side.

When I say turning to the dark side, I mean running for congress...not the part about him selling DVD's on how not to get busted for growing pot. East Texas Rulz!

Potty Humor

So the ladies know what it's like.

Beer Drinking Goat

This has Road Trip written all over it.

Greatest Radio Ad ever.

Mr. Way too proud of Texas Guy.

Giant Radioactive Armadillos will soon be attacking Midland Texas.

What a glowing recommendation.

Spellun Be to day in fT Wurth.

Good Luck everyone.

Hogs on the run!

Scroll down to the Hog headline.

Eating your girlfriend is no way to solve an argument.

No I don't mean that, I mean chopping her up and cooking her. Evidently ear soup is tasty.

Another candidate for Mother of the year.

Meth sucks.

Mexican Aerobics coming to town.

Everybody Zumba Zumba Zumba!

More fun in Abilene

This is the greatest letters to the editor section I have found. This is the latest in a string of arguments over if Gays can be Christians...Priests have no comment.

Maynard Parangan walks through Kirstie Alley's colon

Picture upper right of the screen click here.

Oil hits $104

City of Houston to start using Gold to pave streets.

Moustache used to prevent drunk from bumping into things

Ladies this is an unfriendly moustache ride, with cool picture.

Happy Independence Day Texas

172 years ago today.

COOL!

Doogie Howser sister enrolls in College.

Mexico creates another crazy law.

Cars in tow about to go.

The smoking gun.

From the Grassy knoll.

Claims he didn't remember if he stopped at the stop sign.

Candidate for Resident of the year.

Fire up the Solar Powred Electric Chair.

It's time for you to go.