World:"How can we make funerals more interesting?" Texas:"Hold My Beer!"

Read about it here.

Friend called me from jail asking me to post Bale for him.. weird, but here you go.

I don't care how drunk you are...you hit a woman in Texas you will probably get an ass beating from a complete stranger.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/04/ex-ufc-star-in-bloody-street-fight-roger-huerta-austin-texas-video/

New Metal Detectors installed at the Capitol in Austin. This being Texas, express lanes where added for those people with concealed handgun permits.

Our governor can kick your governors ass!

Best Slide Show of the Day

Cool Star Wars Site

Gladys Hardy from Austin TX Steals the show.

If you live in Austin, starting Monday you can ride the Train to work.

Cool Art from SXSW

Scary day in Austin!

Lets get ready to Rumble!

Austin Humor, a calendar devoted to sitting on the potty.

Click here to see the entire calendar.

Austin Grandma gets tazed by officer of the year!

It turns out Austin is modeled after every city in England.

Keep Austin Weird!

Ok, this bags on us pretty hard but Gov P. hung one over the plate, this guy just took the first swing, enjoy.

When Did Austin get metro rail????

Texas Prepares to take over Mexico.

Austin Has Zombies!