Way to Go Emma!

Express News we gotta call you out on this one, what's with this picture?

Clemens Cancels Camp Appearance

Last seen reading prison shanks for dummies.

And you thought your boss was the biggest jerk on the planet.

Come back to Texas and enjoy your senior year, you look fine to us.

On the hot seat for sitting the Kidd!

The site is registered to Don Nelson.

It's old, it's from the Onion,

But it's still funny.

He'll learn how to flip in prison!

Nothing good comes from reality TV.

Didn't your daddy teach you anything?

You cook meth in the middle of nowhere because it STINKS! On a side note nothing good ever happens at a motel 6.

Your precious little snowflake is in the big house.

One truck load of playstations should solve this problem.

UTEP Students still hoping for a party this weekend.

Tough job.

Pigs!

Strange...stay classy San Antonio.

Chase suspect wanted in Bellaire.

Will Smith has no comment.

Austin Still Weird.

Lawyers, Jewelry Channel, Truckers and Hookers.

Need more proof?

Big and Brass.

It's official, Australians are international Texans

Happy birthday to me.

I'll take a number 3 with diet Pepsi...

And 13 pound of Cocaine, to go.

Party in the Cliff Continues.

The cliff, the cliff, the cliff is still on fire!

The chick channel is making a movie about the McKinney Cheerleaders

"Were not making this movie to judge anyone."...."Sorry I can't keep a straight face when I say that...yes we are passing judgment on people...come on this is Lifetime!"

Abilene says If you pee wash your hands or...

Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Reporter falls Bass Aackwards into a story.

Roll the tape.

Etta Warman is embarrassed I say, EMBARRASSED with the quality of a play she attended so.....

She decides to violate federal copyright laws. Hey Hey Hey the RIAA is on the way!