East Texas 13yr old girl jumped and beaten at school.

Teachers shrug it off and go about the day. And yes it'a all because of illegal immigration.

All I wanted is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

This has lawsuit written all over it.

Didn't see this on Cops

How to end your career quickly.

Earthquake hits Texas!

Diana thought her "fella" was just getting frisky.

Awsome Tornado Footage

The camera man drops an F bomb early on but other that that the language is ok.

This is just wrong.

Texas Monthly Disses Abilene.

Abilene hires evil PR firm to take up the slack!

Flying into Houston to get tricky

Yea that's a B as in Billion.

Too many people from SoCal moving to the Hill Country.

Now we got them quakes!

Tom Stoppard did lots of drugs.

University of Texas to celebrate.

If you missed Eddy Izzard in Dallas this week

Here's a short clip of his work! (careful language)

Ticketmasters...your time on earth is limited!

UT students set to put you out of business! Apply Hero Tag!

Japanese to land Origami space plane.

Maybe NASA should give them a call.

NASA loosing ability to achieve orbit. WHAT THE HELL???

Evil Canadian robot on ISS has no comment!

Welcome to Gun Barrel City!

Lion Dies at Dallas Zoo.

Goodbye Boris.

Man Bites Off Cop's Fingertip after Trying to Run Over Girlfriend

That's the actual headline! What a winner!

Move to Mars

Great Google April Fools day joke!

Run Kay Run!

Fresh Face for Austin!

Feds to bypass 30 laws to build border fence.

Including the one about checking the residency status of the workers!