Funny Texans

The Drunk Scottsman

2012-01-05T16:27:00.002-06:00

Kim Jong Il Dead...Chuck Norris now where to be seen.

2011-12-18T21:23:00.000-06:00

Kim Jong II is Dead.

As Nelson would say.."HA! HA!"

2011-11-29T10:16:00.001-06:00

Possible Charges after Corvettes Crash: MyFoxHOUSTON.com

Neo-Nazi Pumpkin???

2011-11-29T10:06:00.001-06:00

The Aristocrats

2011-11-17T11:20:00.001-06:00

Only in Texas!

ATV drives across a lake

2011-10-31T11:10:00.002-05:00

St.Carpenter yells at Napoli after an out during the World Series

2011-10-24T22:55:00.001-05:00

2011-10-20T08:48:00.000-05:00

What the HELL is wrong with these people?

#occupywallstreet

2011-10-18T16:43:00.002-05:00

I personally still don't get it, but this site allows some of the people who are not extremists to share why they feel frustrated....some are kinda whiny, others however, you may know someone in a similar situation.

2011-10-07T11:01:00.001-05:00

Thanks Steve

Adios A-Hole!

2011-09-30T10:56:00.000-05:00

Clever

2011-09-07T11:32:00.000-05:00

Ronald Regan can tell a good joke

2011-08-30T11:09:00.000-05:00

Canadians know how to riot!

2011-06-17T09:47:00.000-05:00

It's still a FACT! BEER can do anything.

2011-02-13T23:51:00.001-06:00

Beer! Click Here Beer! Beer!

Fight in South Oak Cliff...The Hood is getting ROUGH!

2011-02-09T13:16:00.002-06:00

Dallas strip clubs worried about stripper shortage for Super Bowl Weekend!

2011-02-02T19:28:00.000-06:00

http://dailycaller.com/2011/01/28/dallas-strip-clubs-worried-about-stripper-shortage-for-super-bowl-weekend/

BEST VIDEO EVER! This is why the intenet was invented!

2011-01-04T17:13:00.000-06:00

City girls don't know much about hunting.

2010-12-28T14:41:00.002-06:00

2010-12-19T22:49:00.002-06:00

Check out the moon tomorrow.

2010-12-13T21:53:00.000-06:00

The Decade that brought us Disco wasn't all bad.

Cat Fight

2010-12-13T09:18:00.001-06:00

What to do in Crawford Texas

2010-12-03T19:32:00.000-06:00

2010-12-01T23:13:00.000-06:00

Lee Harvey Oswald's coffin up for auction!?!?!?!

So long Fake Wade! Hello Fake Jason

2010-11-13T12:57:00.002-06:00

New T-Mobile ad.

2010-11-04T15:12:00.000-05:00

Texas declares war on the USA

2010-10-28T12:05:00.000-05:00

Texas Declares War on the USA

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when
his telephone rang.
"Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented
southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at
Goliad Texas , I am callin' to tell ya’ll that we
are officially declaring war on ya!"
"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed
important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments
calculation "there is myself, my cousin Harold, my
next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole Dart Team
from Hooters. That makes eight!"
Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have
one million men in my army waiting to move on my
command."

"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "
Mr. Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to
acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack
asked.
"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and
Harry’s John Deere tractor."
President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie,
that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored
personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to
one and a half million since we last spoke."
"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to
ya."

Sure enough, Archie called again about twenty
minutes later.. " President Obama , the war is still
on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up
an' modified Harolds's ultra-light with a couple of
shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the
Legion have joined us as well!"

Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his
throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000
bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military
complex is surrounded by laser-guided,
surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last
spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Well, crap," said Archie, "l'll have ta call "yew"
back." Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "
President Obama ! I am sorry to have to tell ya that
we have had to call off this here war."
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the
sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves
down and had a long chat over a few beers, and come
to realize that there's just no way we can feed two
million prisoners.."

GOD BLESS TEXAS!

2010-10-27T22:01:00.000-05:00

Boomer Sooner...and scene!

As A-Rod Goes down...some D-Bag hold the Texas Flag upside down.

2010-10-22T23:03:00.000-05:00

2010-10-19T23:51:00.000-05:00

Here we go Rangers, Here we go!

Zombies invade Deep Ellum...Raise money for the food bank.

2010-10-17T20:21:00.001-05:00

Go Rangers! Do what is does, it do what it do!

2010-10-15T17:41:00.001-05:00

Download David Brashier - This Team Do What It Do

2010-10-12T17:31:00.000-05:00

Chilean miners argue to be last out, the miner who found out both his wife and girlfriend topside is the winner.

Transgender Teen didn't make the cut....maybe cut is the wrong word for this story.

2010-10-11T21:42:00.000-05:00

Hind Lick!

2010-10-05T21:20:00.001-05:00

Atomic Wedgie - Punchline - 2 Texans

Atomic Wedgie

MySpace Video

2010-10-05T21:14:00.000-05:00

You're Doing it WRONG!

OOPS!

2010-10-04T20:02:00.000-05:00

2010-10-01T17:14:00.000-05:00

Man busted for DUI wearing shirt that states he has a drinking problem...No this didn't involve any Texas Tech Students.

2010-09-30T22:01:00.000-05:00

Congress isn't completely worthless.

Bad weekend for Horns fans.

2010-09-26T14:22:00.002-05:00

You thought our governor race was tough.

2010-09-23T20:49:00.000-05:00

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/world/7215312.html

Redneck Engineering..

2010-09-23T20:33:00.001-05:00

http://nedhardy.com/2010/09/23/who-says-rednecks-arent-clever-the-best-of-redneck-engineering/

Is this racist?

2010-09-22T21:20:00.000-05:00

http://www.csmonitor.com/Innovation/Horizons/2010/0922/BlackPad-Half-BlackBerry-half-iPad

5 year old Texas boy escapes day care to go to Hooters

2010-09-21T22:19:00.002-05:00

One frustrated Gator.

2010-09-18T00:49:00.002-05:00

Darwin Award Candidate

2010-09-12T14:34:00.001-05:00

2010-09-12T14:30:00.000-05:00

Religon of Peace?

He talks like a Texan but he's from New Jersey

2010-09-09T23:59:00.000-05:00

2010-09-08T21:28:00.000-05:00

Fake or Real Click Here.

GOOGLE BALLS

2010-09-07T19:19:00.000-05:00

Check out the wacky logo for Google Sept 7th What does it mean?

2010-09-07T19:05:00.002-05:00

It's football season!

OUCH! Kids these days!

2010-09-03T23:11:00.002-05:00

CONAW!

2010-09-01T20:10:00.000-05:00

http://www.teamcoco.com/

Cool image of Hurricane Earl from the Space Station

2010-08-31T22:02:00.000-05:00

Drunk Aggies Dancing at Hurricane Harry's

2010-08-27T12:08:00.000-05:00

This is how every married man feels every waking moment of his life.

2010-08-25T21:55:00.001-05:00

Jimmy!

2010-08-23T12:35:00.000-05:00

Got Bees?

2010-08-23T12:28:00.002-05:00

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2010-08-19T12:35:00.000-05:00

REALLY!?!?!?!

Why bother?

2010-08-19T08:08:00.002-05:00

One of my favorite movies re-cut.

2010-08-19T00:15:00.000-05:00

FAIL

2010-08-18T23:42:00.002-05:00

This is PG-13 but funny!

2010-08-17T21:08:00.001-05:00

2010-08-16T15:58:00.000-05:00

Rick Perry is attending a fund raiser in Virgina! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

Everythings Amazing & Nobodys Happy

2010-08-13T11:31:00.000-05:00

More Chuck Norris

2010-08-12T18:51:00.002-05:00

Back from vacation

2010-08-12T18:05:00.001-05:00

Sorry folks, I was out of pocket for a few days of Swiming, Shooting and Fishing...Here's a picture from a long weekend at the Diamondback Ranch in Meridian Tx

Warm Beer meets a .22